“Good Morning everyone… I am pleased to welcome this year’s interns and what a fine bunch they are! I look forward to our best year yet here at 97.2 WLDM-FM. With the knowledge of our seasoned staff, I know our new batch of staff members will surpass our expectations. On that note, I leave you to your mentors, where you will no doubt learn all the tricks of this fine trade and be our future voices for years to come. Remember, you are in the Deejays and Producers hands now… what they say goes. Our Program Director, Lana Silson, will introduce you to your Managers. Rock on!”
Spoken like a true jackass – WLDM’s owner and disgustingly overpaid dimwit, Warren Woods. He doesn’t know his so-called musical ass from his elbow. His lack thereof has propelled all under his employ to forever hang him in effigy. He inherited the radio show when his Dad Jack, who was a sagacious and intelligent broadcasting force to be reckoned with died last year. I know poor Jack is turning over in his grave, because his only child doesn’t even know what a music note is! Utter disgrace since he’s not worthy of the empire he owns. Uh-oh, I see Lana and two guys walking towards me. I’m up and here we go! Hmm… one is on the cute side with I’d say a 6 foot 1 robust build, lightly tanned skin with dark hair and green eyes, a winning combination. The other guy, is on the too short to ride this 5 foot 9 inches ride. He is no more than 5 foot 7, with a paunch frame, pale skin, light brown hair and also has green eyes. Interesting, we all have green eyes – I wonder what this symbolizes? I believe in signs and metaphysical phenomenon.
It makes me think of a funny conversation I had with this dude at Zeitgeist Bar in San Francisco a few years back. I think his name was Mario. He quoted or most likely paraphrased (I’m not really sure since we were both stoned on Killa Crip kush sprinkled with hash and overdosing on The Tamale Lady’s finest Chicken Tamales) an old Spanish proverb. ‘Brown eyes say love me or I’ll kill thee’. ‘Blue eyes say love me or I’ll die’. I agreed with both sentiments but wondered curiously “What about green eyes?” After much thought and giggling fits, we both came to the conclusion that those unfortunate souls were shit out of luck! This explains a lot on my part.